Sadly realistic

I like girls who are out of reach
but you know — just can’t reach them.

I’m sure that they would like me, too
if somehow I could teach them.

The crazy ones are best because
they sort of pay attention.

Attractive and insane? That’s more
lost hours than I could mention.

Now when I talk to a cute girl
to find out what she’s into…

I’m almost starting to expect
“I’m married, and I’m hindu.”

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