Foolproof Campaigning

For awhile now John McCain has been complaining that he doesn’t get the same airtime as Obama, champion of the proletariat and defender of humanity. Luckily the McCain team found a solution to that problem: announce a little-known running mate for the media to tear apart!

Honestly. I’m so relieved that every network and paper is getting the truth out about Sarah Palin’s illegitimate grand-fetus. Palin’s high school daughter making a dumb decision is boatloads more worrying than if she were an elitist Chicago politician raised under the America-hating wings of radical preachers and terrorists.

When was the child conceived? If we hurry up and elect Obama they can leave the infant in a supply closet and forget this whole thing ever happened.

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