In-Kind Support for Bob Etheridge

Have you watched the video of Congressman Bob Etheridge (D-NC) calmly and patiently responding to a question from a presumed conservative activist?

In response to an ambush question on a Washington sidewalk, an elected representative of the United States slaps the camera out of a citizen’s hand, grabs his wrist and holds it despite repeated pleas to let go, and briefly pulls the guy around by the neck. No, a quick verbal brush-off or annoyed silence doesn’t suit Rep. Etheridge – only asking, “Who are you” like a drunken, entitled old record player while physically attacking his questioner will suffice. Treat a professed terrorist that way, and you’ll have the ACLU all over your junk. It’s okay if it’s a conservative, though, because those guys are asking for it.

Etheridge responded soon after the video was posted at Andrew Breitbart’s Big Government. Despite his weak apology and the undeniable draw of a congressman attacking someone on film, there’s hardly been an outcry from the brave, self-important press corps that rabidly dissects far less serious mistakes made by Republicans. Representative Etheridge was caught on camera committing criminal assault against a nobody whose offense was daring to address a congressman in an unacceptable tone… and the Washington media’s response is to shrug.

Nonetheless, it’s a campaign year and Etheridge’s opponent has a few months to come up with a snappy tag line she can play on top of that video. In the interest of fairness (Democrats like “fairness,” right?), I’ve put together some materials that will help the Etheridge team with damage control:

Bob Etheridge is one entitled old coot.

Bob Etheridge is one entitled old coot.

This is a totally reasonable response to a simple question.

This is a totally reasonable response to a simple question.

Bob Etheridge learnin' a young American some character.

Bob Etheridge learnin' a young American some character.

[Update: Thanks for the link, Harvey! IMAO readers may also enjoy my brilliant box art for an Islam-based Mario knockoff or the classic Fun With the Ayatollah.]

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6 thoughts on “In-Kind Support for Bob Etheridge

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  2. Bob has been our congressional representative for as long as I can remember. I don’t understand the hullabaloo. Are you suggesting that this type of behavior is unusual or out of character for a United States Congressman?

  3. "Bob has been our congressional representative for as long as I can remember" — thus the problem is revealed.

    You have a future in political marketing, j.hart. I hear both Carville and Matalin snickering across town.

  4. If he acted like that with a female he would look even more like the droopy faced and drunk Bill Clinton.

  5. So this is what democrats are really like without their teleprompters to tell them to be nice to the peasantry.

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