Thwarted Plots and Silly Memes

News this week of a planned terrorist attack spanning multiple Western nations should make us grateful that President Obama at least takes the Islamist threat seriously enough to authorize Predator strikes (even if he would never refer to it as “the Islamist threat”). As usual, The Long War Journal has the best coverage for this sort of thing.

The Christian Science Monitor also featured a useful summary yesterday, but closed with the repetition of a favorite anti-war meme:

The BBC also quotes former CIA officer Robert Baer as saying the plot may be “a reprisal from the [Taliban-allied] Haqqani network against the United States and Britain for the stepped-up aerial campaign in the tribal areas of Pakistan.” If such were true, it would imply a dangerous cycle where militants are constantly plotting revenge attacks on the West, while the West is constantly plotting attacks on militants to thwart their plans.

If America ceased Predator strikes against known terrorists in Pakistan, would Islamists cease planning terrorist attacks? That might be a serious question to consider – and reason for a more hesitant response to Islamist violence – if the world had been created yesterday.

Given the benefit of history, warnings of a “dangerous cycle” are hardly worth the pixels they occupy. Absent Predator strikes, Islamists would be “constantly plotting revenge” for:

When the representatives of classically liberal nations start equivocating our actions against terrorists with the attacks of terrorists on civilians, it’s time to stop and think about how much self-loathing is too much.

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Galactic Cookbook

Like food?  Like Star Wars?  Does the idea of a Wookie Cookie sound too good to pass up?  Well then I have found the product for you over at Powell’s Books, salivate away…

Galactic Recipes at their Finest

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Great Parry Gripp Nonsense

By way of IMAO, a new Parry Gripp video featuring animals doing funny things accompanied by a catchy jingle:

You’ve got to keep on keepin’ on,
get on that pig and hold on tii-iiiight!

This clip holds special significance for me because of the time I, like a baby monkey, rode backwards on a pig (for the whole story, act like you’re interested in dating me and I’m sure my sisters would provide details).

What’s that, you say you’ve never seen a Parry Gripp video? If you think sixty seconds of animal humor is worth getting a ridiculous song stuck in your head, look no further:

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Mary Jo Kilroy Lies Like a Dog

The only fun thing about receiving campaign mailers is that brief second when your brain is processing whether it’s a promotional or a smear piece. So, I hope Chris Redfern won’t hold it against me that I smirked when I opened my mailbox to an ad featuring this graphic:


Reading from left to right, I expected the caption under my congresswoman’s face to say “Mad Dog,” but since this is a pro-Kilroy mailer it instead reinforces the image of Representative Kilroy swatting Wall Street’s behind with a newspaper. No, bad Wall Street! Bad! Stop providing ways for the corporations that employ millions of Americans to expand and conduct research! Stop allowing Americans to grow the money that we, the government let them keep!

Mary Jo Kilroy isn’t courting the votes of people who invest in the stock market. She’s not interested in anyone who understands that, even when they make stupid or selfish decisions, Wall Street firms create more jobs and opportunities than Kilroy ever has or ever will. Mary Jo Kilroy is a socialist, and I say that knowing it’s worse for me to call a duck a duck than it is for Ohio Democratic Party Chairman Chris Redfern to call me a f***er.

The highlight of the Kilroy piece, once you get past that fleeting moment of first-glance entertainment? It repeats a falsehood that was thrashed a full three weeks ago by FactCheck.org:


Representative Kilroy was not in Congress when TARP passed. She voted “Yea” on a much later House disapproval resolution, knowing that a previous Senate decision guaranteed her vote would have no impact. We get it, Mary Jo! You only like businesses that produce union bosses and Democrat campaign contributions! There’s no need to lie about your awful record to drive home that point.

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We’re Totally Not Wrong, Guys

However much of a beating he knows his party is going to take in November, I have to wonder if President Obama doesn’t prefer this time of year. It does, after all, afford him plenty of opportunities for campaigning – which is a thing President Obama loves, because it’s a great chance to teach us things. For instance, did you know that President Bush ruined the country, and did so by governing from conservative principles? It’s true!

I’m trying to keep in mind that politicians say certain things to certain people, and one thing you can’t do is tell a crowd of donors that your ideas suck, and people are starting to realize they suck, and the results of that… suck for you. Still, it’s hard not to laugh at this quote from the campaigner-in-chief:

“The single biggest threat to our success is not the other party,” the president said at the Roosevelt Hotel. “It’s us.  It’s complacency.  It’s apathy.  It’s indifference. It’s people feeling like, well, we only got 80 percent of what we want, we didn’t get the other 20, so we’re just going to sit on our hands. We’re not going to go out there.  It turns out bringing about change is hard…”

Emphasis mine. I’d love to see President Obama’s math on the 80% of “what we want” that this Congress has given us, and the 20% of centralized government magic that we’re still clamoring for.

Got:

  • Unread health care bill that adds thousands of pages of complication to a system whose key flaw is too much complication: 40%
  • “Post-partisan” White House that hobnobs endlessly with union bosses in between crying jaunts about Fox News: 20%
  • Massive increases in entitlement spending and debt: 20%

Want:

  • Give Texas, Arizona, Utah to Mexico as a gesture of our goodwill and apology for our arrogance: 10%
  • Pass an energy bill that helps citizens see the value in government-provided transit, government-provided heating subsidies, and lobbyist-suggested “green” appliances: 10%

Yeah, focus on that stuff and remind us how many more great things the Democrats want to do to -ahem- for us. Americans love your great ideas for how a few Ivy League poli-sci majors should run every damn thing. Whatever you do, avoid any uncomfortable suggestions that you rode into town atop a wave of Bush exhaustion, fake centrism, and media cheerleading…

Dear GOP: win this election, and then do some of this stuff as soon as possible.

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