Soak the Rich: JP Morgan Chase

Now that we’ve burned through all the S&P 500′s top 10 companies by market capitalization, let’s update our Soak the Rich targeting approach in a manner Sherrod Brown would appreciate! We’re going to pick S&P 500 companies arbitrarily, attacking each new corporation as if it’s to blame for economic realities and big-government blunders. First up is an evil bank that slipped through the cracks last week: JP Morgan Chase & Company.

Now Soaking: JP Morgan Chase & Co.

Fear not: this punitive tax policy won’t affect individuals’ or businesses’ borrowing power or expenses with all-knowing Progressives guiding the banking industry. A “free market” is really nothing but an evil cabal of fat-cats cheating helpless saps out of money, but Sheriff Sherrod’s patrolling these parts! Supply, demand, risk, cost, and reward are merely shadows from the dark old days.

None of JP Morgan Chase’s 242,929 employees will lose their jobs if Sherrod Brown and Barack Obama work their not-at-all-socialist magic. Last and least, the only funds & individuals holding any of JP Morgan’s 3.97 billion outstanding shares of stock who suffer will be the ones who deserve to.

We, The People who support Sherrod Brown’s fiscal policies, hold these leftist conceits to be self-evident.

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