Soak the Rich: ConAgra Foods

ConAgra Foods, Inc. may be a corporation that makes food products, but it’s still a corporation. Corporate foodstuffs put free-range organic commune farms out of business!  It’s high time we made ConAgra Foods part of Sherrod Brown’s tax-hikin’ solution to America’s $1.62 trillion 2011 budget deficit.

Now Soaking: ConAgra Foods, Inc.

Fear not: none of the foods ConAgra sells to consumers or restaurants will get more expensive if ConAgra is subjected to a massive tax hike. Although a “free market” is nothing more than evil fat-cats cheating helpless saps out of money, Sheriff Sherrod’s patrolling these parts! Supply, demand, risk, cost, and reward are shadows from the dark old days.

None of ConAgra’s 24,400 employees will lose their jobs if Sherrod Brown and Barack Obama work their not-at-all-socialist magic. Last and least, the only funds & individuals holding any of ConAgra’s 409,000,000 outstanding shares of stock who suffer will be the ones who deserve to.

We, The People who support Sherrod Brown’s fiscal policies, hold these leftist conceits to be self-evident.

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