Troubling Revelations

I woke up at 11:45 to the sound of Hilliard’s tornado siren – something that’s always annoying, but greatly preferred over the potential alternative of waking up to a tornado showering you in broken class and neighborhood refuse. I started to turn on the radio, then thought maybe that was a terrible idea since my bedroom is on the second floor. I unplugged the radio instead, and hurried downstairs to grab my wallet, phone, and keys.

Halfway down the basement steps the siren was ending its cycle but the thunder and lightning would have none of that quitter’s attitude. Fortunately my flashlight was sitting out in the living room from yesterday’s surround sound wiring adventures, and I found room for that in my hands, all the while expecting tree limbs and cattle to come bursting in from all sides. “Why would you turn around for the flashlight?!”, the audience moans. Good thing I don’t live in a big-budget action film.

Short story shorter, there was a sound in the basement I did not ever want to hear: dripping. One of the entry points for what looks like a Brinks wire is also an entry point for water. Doggone it. In the basement CD101 will only come in audibly if I hold the radio, which I realize is probably unacceptable as I’m standing there in a horrendous thunderstorm holding a wired electronic device next to my face. Now that I’m about to go back to bed I can see that the leak downstairs is a result of the north side of the house getting freakin’ steamrolled with rain. This is no consolation.

Man. I thought the worst of the storm was past here 20 minutes ago, but the foundation-rattling thunder just keeps keepin’ on. So much for a good night’s sleep. Is that hail? Delightful.

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Inexcusable Delays

Lately I’ve been busy being “grown up” – and the oddest thing is how natural it all seems until I stop and think about it. Coffing’s jet-setting about the cosmopolitan city of St. Louis at an athletic training conference. One of the guys just bought his first new car. One of my sisters is gettin’ hitched. And, the Saturday before last I moved out of the apartment and into a house.

So, if you rely on me as your fount of nerdiness and have grown parched of late as I’ve run off in other directions, a thousand apologies. Somehow I managed to miss for an entire week the announced pricing for the 2009 Dodge Challenger. See, I read somewhere that they would start “under $30,000,” and I knew a 6-cylinder model was part of the mix. This had me assuming that, instead of buying one next fall about fifteen seconds after I pay off the Mazda, I would have to mope about the fact that any Challenger with three pedals and a HEMI was stupidly expensive. From the press release:

The U.S. MSRP for the all-new 2009 Dodge Challenger R/T is $29,995. Featuring the new-generation 5.7-liter HEMI V-8 engine, the Dodge Challenger R/T produces an estimated 370 horsepower (276 kW) and 398 lb.-ft. (540 N•m) of torque when paired with the standard five-speed automatic transmission.

Pricey? Yes, but not as horrible as I expected. Purty? Yes again. Sadly, manual transmission isn’t an option for the $22,000 base model, and it sounds like you’ll have to cough up another $995 for stick-shift on the R/T. Miserable. I’ve always wanted to drive a noisy, beautiful American muscle car before we burn up all our gas or the EPA forbids anything bigger than a golf cart. Don’t make me buy a BMW 128i in 2009, Dodge! Let’s see some financing promotions and racing stripes on the Challenger R/T, or I’ll do it!!

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Success, and Failure

I like my car. I drive a Mazdaspeed6, which I got a great deal on because I found a 2006 model still on the lot in November of 2006. This is what my car would look like if you were, say, a squirrel with a fancy camera and a quick shutter… paw:

2006 Mazdaspeed6 - Liquid Platinum Metallic

I’ve never liked silver cars that much. Mind you, depending on the light “Liquid Platinum Metallic” looks noticeably darker than plain old silver… but shiny gray is still not that exciting. Mazda only ever made the Speed6 in a few colors – basically, greyscale working its way up to black, and the obligatory red. And some plum color. My favorite was always:

2007 Mazdaspeed6 - Dark Mica

I could count on both hands the number of times I’ve seen a Mazdaspeed6 that wasn’t my own (which I guess is why Mazda quit making ‘em), but occasionally I’ll see some dude around campus in the Speed6 I wish mine was. Sunroof and everything – which wasn’t even standard on the GT model. When I do – as, if that weren’t obvious, I did this afternoon – I am briefly filled with ridiculous jealousy. Curse you, Dark Mica Speed6 owner!!

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Vindication, But not Mine

My past few days have been marked by a series of miniature disasters. Last week I bought another 50 shares of Intel stock to go with the 50 shares I purchased a month or so ago.

INTC 5-day graph - Yahoo Finance

Late last week, Warner Bros. announced they would discontinue their HD-DVD offerings this spring. Great news for Sony, whose crappy overpriced game console makes for a great, affordable Blu-Ray player. Bad news for… well, Intel, for one, but also for anybody annoyed with Sony’s storied history of seeing how many ways you can put “expensive” and “proprietary” in the same sentence.

And then the Buckeyes got smoked in the national championship game. Again. As it turns out, the analysts saying the Big Ten’s down and the SEC is up are still right. At least Brandon Saine got to see the ball sometime other than the last 2:00 of the 4th quarter, and Chris Wells threw about the most brutal stiff-arm in history.

Finally, I got a friendly email this morning from Chase cardmember services. “Your payment is due” is lender-ese for “Your payment was due three weeks ago, but this automated email doesn’t go out until you’ve incurred a late fee and some finance charges.” Thanks, guys. Sorry I’ve been trying to starve your children by always paying my statement in full.

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Resume Resume-ing

Ah, fun with words. The perfect way to ruin a post before it’s started! Let’s just say it seems like a fitting opener to the first thing I’ve written for… awhile. But I haven’t messed with my resume in some time, either, so why not do both at once!

Anyone who has had the joy of searching for a job, applying for lots of them, and interviewing for a few knows it’s not too much fun. You can only guess how literally to take posted requirements; do they really mean “3 years experience,” or would 1.5 years plus a great memory fit the bill? You never know how to answer their questions; if they have a 200 word limit, should I write 197 words or will 20 do? Not to mention the places who spring an entire panel of interviewers on you – surprise, we’ll be attacking you from all sides today!

I’ll not provide the impression that I hate my current job, because that’s not the case. I like my coworkers and I enjoy some of the work. I can’t even say I expect the grass to be greener on whatever other side I find myself occupying, but I’m thinking I could do similar work for a lot more money. As nice as it is to be occasionally appreciated and know that two or three people will miss me when they realize I’ve left, I don’t feel like that makes up for a salary some 30% below the average for government work in my field.

Unmotivated as I am, how much does this really matter? Probably not a whole bunch. I remembered that there were a couple of interesting postings with the State closing today… or at least there would have been if it were still Friday when I noticed. Oops!

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