Tag: Humor

Sherrod – like President Obama – isn’t specific about his approach to sustainable big government, so what if we used the class-warrior’s dream scenario of doubled corporate income taxes and fully “reclaimed” CEO pay? Starting with just the 2011 deficit of $1.62 trillion, how fast could we balance the budget with a little extra from the kings of the S&P 500 index?

Because chemicals always do more harm than good, Dow Chemical should be punished for their crimes against humanity. Conveniently, there’s a $1.62 trillion shortfall in the 2011 federal budget – let’s see how Dow likes the Sherrod Brown approach to deficits!

Acid rain! Frankenseeds! With terms that frightening, it’s obvious we should take the foodstuffs Gaia provides and leave it at that. Conveniently, there’s a $1.62 trillion shortfall in the 2011 federal budget. Who thinks Monsanto deserves the corporate tax hikes Senator Sherrod Brown (D-OH) demands to pay for big government?

Even if soaking a few hundred more corporations could cover the remaining 94.106% of the 2011 deficit, would it be worth it?

Swanson has worked at Raytheon for 39 years, so he’s got enough money. His $14,802,500 will be much better spent by Sherrod Brown and Barack Obama!

Somehow – probably because of the military! – America’s 2011 budget has a $1.62 trillion hole, and Lockheed seems an ideal candidate for Sherrod Brown’s budget solution of huge tax hikes on corporations.

Senator Sherrod Brown (D-OH) has a Progressive’s grasp of economics: Washington is blameless, corporations are evil, and bureaucrats need more money to adjust the level of all boats appropriately.

If there’s one thing more evil than a conservative, it’s a conservative media executive. That’s why true Progressives knew, long before Rupert Murdoch and his minions in England caused their current scandal, that News Corporation – parent of Fox News and The Wall Street Journal – was perhaps the vilest corporation on earth.

Southwest Airlines commits an unforgivable crime against the greater good each day: by offering flights around the world at discount rates, Southwest prevents Americans from riding trains!

Starting with the ten largest companies in the S&P 500 index and moving to the least-Progressive villains after that, how far have twenty-two applications of Sherrod’s Sure-Fire Budget Oil brought us?